I might not respond to casual greetings like "Hey."
If you need a script to approach me, I can only say my personality is too strong for you to handle. Sorry.
Don't ask for nudes. I'm under no obligation to send you extra photos.
If you're a stranger telling me "Make me cum," you'll always remain a stranger. I'm not your free sex doll—I'm a paying customer on a dating site.
If this is our first contact, don't call me a whore, slut, or similar terms.
I won't engage with arrogant or rude individuals.
Thanks, but I also don't want to watch strangers masturbate on video calls.
No time-wasters. If you're a masochist or want me to command you, my command is: Get lost, baby.
Anyone who eats sushi, because consuming rotting corpses underground is the root cause of the zombie apocalypse. That's common sense.
I can tolerate "Mmm-hmm" sounds at most—this shouldn't need saying, but clearly kids don't get it.
I dislike buns, skinny jeans (dudes, we can see your junk squished like sandworms—you're ruining male appeal), and tattoos. But if I genuinely like someone, these superficial things fade away.
Ultimately, I want someone kind-hearted yet a little dirty-minded—a soulmate.
As for long-term relationships, I want what we all want: to be loved, supported, cared for, adored, inspired, valued, protected, seen, heard, and respected.
For these things, I'd gladly belong to you and follow your lead.
If I don't reply, please forgive me—this site is too busy!
With hopeful anticipation;